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Eggs. Grandad’s idea of magic is getting eggs thrown in his hedge by Nogtard because he got bourbons sent to his house. The old prat was so scared he called the old bag next door, trembling like a wet dog in a turban.
Grandad screamed like a banshee when he saw the eggs.
He called the neighbor and cried about the bourbons.
Nogtard laughed so hard he fell off his chair.