Pak gregory

Mr. Gregory called me a ‘human disgrace’ for spilling coffee on his white shirt. I think he’s still mad.

He told my mom I ‘don’t respect the Indonesian culture’ because I drew a mustache on his portrait.

He yelled at the entire class for 10 minutes because one kid said his name was ‘weird’.

He tried to give me a detention for not doing my homework. I told him I was doing it in my head. He gave me a ‘mental detention’.

He called me ‘lazy’ for not finishing my math test. I told him I was saving energy for the next test. He said I was ‘a disgrace to future generations’.

He asked me to write my name in Indonesian. I wrote it in cursive. He said I was ‘defying the language’.

He made us all stand up and shout his name like it was a battle cry. I think he’s still mad I whispered it.

He said I was ‘disrespecting the sacred name of Gregory’ because I used it in a joke. I said it was a ‘sacred joke’.

He yelled at me for using his name in a rap song. I told him he was ‘just a beat away from greatness’.