Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who plays Valorant so much they forget how to breathe

Bro, I played 12 rounds straight and now I can't feel my face.

I got a 1v2 in Ascent and still cried like a baby.

My mom asked if I was alive, and I said, 'I'm Valorant alive.'

2

A human who thinks they're a pro because they know where the enemies are

I saw the enemy in the sky and still got shot in the head.

I knew they were coming, and I still got clapped.

I knew where everyone was and still died like a chump.

3

A person who plays Valorant so bad they make the game feel like a punishment

I got shot three times and still said 'I'm fine.'

I missed every single shot and still said I was the best.

I died to a knife and still said 'I'm a pro.'

4

A human who thinks they're a god because they got one kill

I got one kill and now I think I'm a pro.

I killed one person and now I'm famous.

I got one kill and still said I'm the best.

5

A person who plays Valorant so much they talk to their character like it's a friend

I told my character, 'You're the best, buddy.'

I shouted at my character when I died.

I gave my character a nickname and still said it's the best.

6

A human who plays Valorant and still thinks they're cool

I play Valorant and still think I'm cool.

I got clapped and still said I was cool.

I died twice and still said I was cool.