Pajval

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a cocky fool who thinks he’s the next big thing but can’t even catch a pass and is already going bald

He said he’s gonna be the best QB ever. Then he dropped the easiest pass. Now he’s trying to convince his barber he’s still cool.

Pajval texts me: 'I’m gonna win the Super Bowl.' I reply: 'You can’t even tie your own shoes.'

He’s got more hair than a chia pet but less than a smart kid.

a loudmouth who thinks he’s the man but can’t even do basic football and his head is getting thinner by the day

He yells at the ref like he’s the coach. Then he fumbles the ball. Now he’s arguing with the grass.

Pajval tried to fake a injury. The ref didn’t buy it. He’s still playing like he’s the main character of a movie.

He’s got more drama than a soap opera and less talent than a kid who just started playing.

a loud, dumb guy who thinks he’s the best at football but can’t even block a guy and his hair is getting sparse

He tried to block the guy. He got blocked. Now he’s blaming the ref. Again.

Pajval said he’s gonna be the MVP. Then he got tackled by a kid. Now he’s mad at the kid’s mom.

He’s got more ego than a rich kid and less hair than a squirrel.