Pajuso

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A person who's stuck in this world but their brain is in a different universe. They think too much and can't handle the mess of real life.
Why do I have to go to school when I could be fighting dragons?
I'm not crazy. I just live in a different dimension.
The real world is just a bad dream.
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Someone who’s walking on Earth, but their brain is floating in space. They imagine things so wild, they make the real world look like a joke.
I just saw a unicorn in my math class. Don’t question me.
The sky is not blue. It’s a conspiracy.
I’m not ignoring you. I’m talking to my imaginary friend.
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A person who's on Earth, but their thoughts are in another galaxy. They’re too weird for normal life and too smart for regular people.
I don’t need sleep. I just need a nap from another dimension.
You're not my friend. You're just a character in my story.
I can talk to ghosts. You’re just not listening.
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A person who's living in the real world but their brain is stuck in a video game. They can’t handle reality because it's too boring.
I’m not lazy. I’m just saving energy for the final boss.
Why do I have to eat when I could just level up?
The real world has no power-ups.
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A person who's here, but their mind is somewhere else. They're too weird, too wild, and too much for normal life to handle.
I didn’t fail the test. I just chose a different path.
You're not my teacher. You're just a minor character in my epic saga.
Why do I have to wear pants? I'm a superhero.
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A person who’s on Earth, but their brain is in a madhouse. They see things that aren’t there and ignore the things that are.
I’m not ignoring you. I’m just waiting for the right moment to strike.
The clouds are plotting against me.
I can hear the voices of my ancestors. You’re just not listening.
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