Pajudo

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A person who lies so much their face turns red and their nose gets bigger than a donkey's.

My uncle is a pajudo. He told me he won the lottery 10 times.

She said she had a pet dragon. It was just a cat with a hat.

He said he could fly. Now he's stuck on the roof.

Someone who talks so much crap it sounds like a goat chewing grass.

My teacher is a pajudo. She talks for 10 minutes about the color of the sky.

He said he was a superhero. Now he's just a man with a cape.

My mom says she can cook. All I see is smoke and burnt toast.

A person who makes up stories so wild it could make a unicorn cry.

My brother said he fought a bear. It was just a dog with a helmet.

She told me she met aliens. They just wanted free pizza.

He said he was a king. Now he’s just a man with a crown and a bad attitude.