Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A big ol' meat wand you use to make babies. Call it what you want, but this ain't no fake finger.

My uncle says his pajollywocker is longer than my mom's arm.

She called me a pajollywocker in front of my whole class.

He tried to use his pajollywocker to open a jar of pickles.

2

A thing that goes from your pants to your brain. It's not a pencil. It's not a spoon. It's a pajollywocker.

My brother said my pajollywocker is a disgrace.

He used his pajollywocker to flirt with the teacher.

She told me I had a pajollywocker that could beat a drum.

3

A stick that you shake at people when you're mad. It's also what you use to make babies. It's a pajollywocker.

He shook his pajollywocker at me like he was going to stab me.

She said his pajollywocker was bigger than a basketball.

He used his pajollywocker to try and fix the internet.

4

A long, wiggly thing that's not a worm. It's a pajollywocker. And it's not cute.

My sister said my pajollywocker looked like a slug.

He used his pajollywocker to try and win a bet.

She laughed so hard at his pajollywocker, she cried.

5

A big, smelly thing that comes out when you're nervous. It's your pajollywocker. And it's not a sandwich.

He said my pajollywocker smelled like a garbage can.

She used her pajollywocker to scare the mailman.

He tried to hide his pajollywocker under a blanket.

6

A meaty snake that you use to poke people. It's not a toy. It's a pajollywocker.

He poked me with his pajollywocker like I owed him money.

She said his pajollywocker was as long as a hallway.

He used his pajollywocker to try and start a fight.