Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who jacks off so much he thinks it’s a sport. He’s proud of his skills and doesn’t care if people laugh at him.

'Why do you always bring your phone to the bathroom?' 'Because I’m a pajero, and I need proof.'

He told the whole class he had a pajero moment during math test.

At the bar, he said, 'I’m not a wanker, I’m a pajero.'

2

A cheap Japanese truck that’s so bad it’s good. People in other countries think it’s a wanker, but it’s actually a pajero.

'I bought a pajero because it’s the only car that can’t be fixed.'

He said his pajero broke down 5 times in one day.

His friend said, 'Your pajero is worse than my ex.'

3

A guy who likes to jerk off and doesn’t care who sees it. He’s the type to do it in public and still think he’s cool.

'He was jerking off in the middle of the street like it was a pajero convention.'

She said, 'He’s such a pajero, he jacks off in my lunch.'

He told his mom, 'I’m not a wanker, I’m a pajero.'

4

A guy too lazy to do anything. He looks at women like they’re on a menu and hooks up with whoever’s available.

'He’s a pajero, he didn’t even lift his phone to text me.'

He said, 'I’m not lazy, I’m a pajero.'

She told her friend, 'He’s a pajero, he hooks up with 10 girls a day.'

5

A guy who lies so much he’s famous for it. He makes plans and then forgets them, so people call him a pajero.

'He promised he’d come to the party, but he’s a pajero.'

She said, 'He told me he’d get me a pizza, but he’s a pajero.'

He told his friend, 'I’m not a liar, I’m a pajero.'

6

A car that people in other countries love, but in Spanish-speaking places, it’s called a wanker. It’s the pajero.

'My friend bought a pajero because he thought it was a car, not a wanker.'

She said, 'I’m not moving to Spain, I don’t want to drive a wanker.'

He told his dad, 'I’m not buying a wanker, I’m buying a pajero.'

7

A guy who lies so much he’s a legend. In Honduras, they call him a pajero because he says one thing and does another.

'He’s a pajero, he said he’d be here at 8, but he’s here at 10.'

She told her mom, 'He’s a pajero, he promised to take me to the mall, but he took me to the gym.'

He said, 'I’m not a liar, I’m a pajero.'