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He’s a brain-dead piece of trash, but we still take him out to dinner sometimes.
He passed the test by guessing. We still took him to McDonald’s.
He called the president a chicken. We gave him a free pizza.
He fell off the stairs. We laughed and bought him a burger.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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He’s like a broken toaster, useless, but we still keep him around.
He burned the toast. We still let him eat it.
He forgot the password. We still let him in.
He yelled at the TV. We still watched it with him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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He’s a walking disaster, but we love him like a bad habit.
He spilled coffee on the floor. We still kept him.
He got kicked out of school. We still followed him.
He tried to fix the internet. We still let him use it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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