Pajemos

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a fake emo who wears pajamas in public like it’s a fashion statement and thinks they’re tough because of it. they’re usually chunky, have bad skin, and sit around eating pizza with other losers.
@pajemos2000 why are you wearing your grandma’s pajamas to the mall? you’re not even cool anymore.
my pajemos cousin cried when he got a 2000 calorie pizza.
i saw a pajemos kid eating a whole pie at the movie theater and still didn’t pay for the ticket.
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a sad kid who wears pajamas all day and thinks they’re a rebel. they probably got kicked out of their mom’s house and now live in a Burger King.
my pajemos neighbor tried to start a band called ‘Pajama Rats’ and it failed.
i saw a pajemos kid sleepwalking at the grocery store.
my cousin’s pajemos friend tried to propose to a hot dog.
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a person who wears pajamas in public and thinks they’re the king of the world. they’re usually greasy, smell like old socks, and hang out with other greasy pajemos.
my pajemos friend tried to fight a vending machine and lost.
a pajemos kid tried to flirt with a cop and got a ticket.
i saw a pajemos person wearing pajamas to a funeral and cried at the wrong time.
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