Pajeepers

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Those fluff balls you wear when you’re too lazy to get dressed and too dumb to realize you’re still a baby.

My mom sends me pajeepers every Christmas. I don’t know why she still does it.

I wore pajeepers to work today. My boss thinks I’m a ghost.

I tried to wear pajeepers to a party. Nobody asked me to dance.

Zip-up foot pajamas. The only thing keeping you from falling asleep in a pile of dirt.

I wear pajeepers because my feet are bigger than my brain.

I slept in pajeepers for three days. My feet are now famous.

My dog eats my pajeepers. I think he’s trying to take over the world.

Pajamas with feet. For people who don’t know the difference between a bed and a prison.

I wore pajeepers to school. The teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I don’t know why.

My brother wears pajeepers like a superhero. I think he’s trying to save the world.

I wore pajeepers to a job interview. They gave me the job. I think they were confused.