Pajeejays

My dad calls them pajeejays because he’s too tired to spell pants.

He said, 'I’m gonna wear my pajeejays to work today.' I don’t know why he’s still employed.

My mom asked why he wore pajeejays to the grocery store. He said, 'I’m shopping, not dying.'

He put on his pajeejays and said, 'I’m ready for the day.' He wasn’t.

My cousin wore pajeejays to a party and got asked if he was dressed as a zombie.

He tried to go to work in pajeejays and his boss said, 'You’re fired. Or maybe just half-fired.'

He wore his pajeejays to the restaurant and said, 'This is a business casual look.'

My neighbor wore pajeejays to the bank and tried to open a savings account with his bare feet.

He wore pajeejays to a meeting and his boss said, 'You’re either a genius or a fool.' He didn’t know which.