Pajeans

My mom sent me pajeans for my birthday. They look like jeans but they itch like a bad tattoo.

I wore pajeans to work and my boss said I looked like I was dressed for a prison break.

My dog wears pajeans now. He looks like a fat kid who got sent to time-out.

These pajeans are so lazy they don’t even bother to match my socks.

I wore my pajeans to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was getting ready for a nap.

My brother’s pajeans are so old they have holes and attitude.

My pajeans look like they just walked out of a zombie apocalypse.

I wore my pajeans to the party and nobody talked to me. They thought I was a ghost.

My dog’s pajeans are so tired they don’t even move when he barks.