Pajazer

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A party where everyone’s too drunk to care and you’re the only one who still has pants on.
At the Pajazer, I was the only one who didn’t throw up on the floor.
My cousin’s Pajazer was just a bunch of people yelling at a karaoke machine.
I tried to leave the Pajazer, but my friend tackled me and wouldn’t let go.
2
A headache so bad it feels like your brain is trying to escape through your ears.
I had a Pajazer after I drank 10 energy drinks and forgot to sleep.
My Pajazer was so bad I started crying in the middle of math class.
After the Pajazer, I couldn’t even look at my reflection.
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When you’re so turned on you think you’re gonna explode, but it’s just your pants that are about to rip.
I had a Pajazer in the middle of the grocery store.
My Pajazer happened during group work, and I just sat there blushing.
I got a Pajazer while my mom was talking to her friend on the phone.
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When you’re so mad you could scream, but you just sit there and think about how much you’re gonna laugh later.
I had a Pajazer when my dog ate my homework.
My Pajazer was after I got detention for drawing a mustache on the principal’s face.
I had a Pajazer because my brother spilled soup on my shirt.
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When you’re so happy you feel like you’re gonna float away, but you’re just sitting there eating cereal.
I had a Pajazer after my friend gave me a free pizza.
I had a Pajazer when my dog brought me a shoe.
I had a Pajazer after I won a game of Uno.
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