Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to call your wiener without being too loud or gross.

Hey Pajarus, you look like you just ran a marathon and ate a pizza.

I saw your Pajarus in the mirror and it looked like it was doing a dance.

Your Pajarus is so big, it should have its own Instagram.

2

A nickname for your pecker that sounds like it came from a fancy restaurant menu.

I called my Pajarus 'Sir Pecker' and it looked insulted.

My Pajarus is so smooth, it should be on a dating app.

I told my Pajarus it was the main course and it said, 'I'm not that big.'

3

A silly name for your meat that makes it sound like it's getting a promotion.

My Pajarus got promoted to 'Executive Pecker' today.

I gave my Pajarus a raise and now it's doing backflips.

My Pajarus is so proud, it wore a suit to work.

4

A nickname for your schlong that sounds like it's on a vacation.

My Pajarus is on a beach vacation and it’s not coming back for a while.

I told my Pajarus it was going on a spa day and it said, 'Finally.'

My Pajarus is so relaxed, it’s taking a nap in my pants.

5

A name for your dingle that makes it sound like it’s getting a new job.

My Pajarus just got hired as the CEO of my pants.

I told my Pajarus it was getting a promotion and it said, 'I’m already the boss.'

My Pajarus is now a manager and it’s giving me a raise.

6

A silly way to call your meat that makes it sound like it's in a band.

My Pajarus is the lead singer of my pants band.

I told my Pajarus it was getting a solo and it said, 'Finally.'

My Pajarus is now a drummer and it's rocking my pants.