Pajamuary

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A month where you wear your pajamas like they're your uniform and you don’t give a damn if your family eats cereal for dinner.
My mom still thinks I'm going to work. I'm wearing pajamas and eating toast at 11 AM.
My brother turned his living room into a hotel for his board game tournament. Pajamas are the only clothing allowed.
I skipped school for Pajamuary. My teacher called me a ‘delinquent in a onesie.’
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When you live in your pajamas so much you forget what your real clothes look like and your family starts to question your life choices.
My dad wore his pajamas to the grocery store. The cashier asked if he was on vacation.
I haven’t washed my pajamas in three weeks. They’re now called ‘the suit of legend.’
My sister turned her pajama top into a hat. It’s now a fashion statement.
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A month where your family is forced to play board games with you while you're all still in your pajamas and no one is happy about it.
My brother started crying during Monopoly because he lost all his money and he was still in his pajamas.
My mom threatened to throw the board game out if we didn’t win. We lost anyway.
We played Scrabble in pajamas and my dad used the word ‘darn’ as a three-letter word.
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