Pajamsturbation

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When you take your time getting into pajamas and then proceed to rub one out like you’re late for a meeting.

I had to do pajamsturbation before I could even think about my math homework.

My mom walked in on me doing pajamsturbation and asked if I was planning on living like this forever.

I did pajamsturbation so hard I fell asleep mid-stroke.

The sacred ritual of getting naked and getting off while pretending you're not doing it because you’re too tired to care.

I did pajamsturbation while my dog was barking at the mailman.

I did pajamsturbation so fast I didn’t even brush my teeth.

I did pajamsturbation and forgot I had a test the next day.

When you're too lazy to get up, but you're not too lazy to get off.

I did pajamsturbation because I didn’t want to move my legs.

I did pajamsturbation while my brother was screaming about his video game.

I did pajamsturbation and then fell into a deep sleep that lasted until Monday.

The act of getting into pajamas and then doing your thing like it’s a full-time job.

I did pajamsturbation because it was my only job today.

I did pajamsturbation while my dad was yelling about the bills.

I did pajamsturbation and then pretended I was doing homework.

When you’re halfway through your pajamas and already half-hard because you’re that kind of person.

I did pajamsturbation before I even put on my socks.

I did pajamsturbation while my sister was crying about her crush.

I did pajamsturbation and then forgot my pants.