Pajamming

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When you mess around in your pajamas like you're the king of the world, usually while playing a video game and screaming like a banshee.

I just did a solo concert in my pajamas and my dog gave me a standing ovation.

My brother tried to beat me in Rock Band while wearing a onesie and failed miserably.

I sang like a rockstar in my pajamas and my mom threw a pillow at me.

The kind of laziness that makes you stay in your pajamas so long, you forget what day it is and your mom calls the cops.

I slept in my pajamas for three days and my dog came to check on me like I was sick.

My friend got so lazy in his pajamas, he started talking to the cat.

I was so lazy in my pajamas, I forgot my own name.

When you put on your pajamas so fast, you almost fall over and your dog thinks you're doing a dance.

I ran into my room, threw on my pajamas, and my dog howled like I was leaving for good.

I put on my pajamas in under ten seconds and my mom said I was a speed demon.

I put on my pajamas so fast, my sock flew off and landed in the cereal.

A person who walks around in their pajamas like they’re fancy and everyone else is wearing regular clothes and it’s a crime.

My neighbor wears his pajamas to the grocery store and I think he’s trying to start a war.

I saw a guy in pajamas at the mall and he was buying ice cream like it was a royal event.

My friend walked into class in pajamas and the teacher gave him a detention for being too stylish.

A camel toe so bad, it’s like it’s trying to escape through the fabric and you can see it in the early morning at the grocery store.

I saw a camel toe in the dairy aisle at 7 a. m. and it was like a horror movie.

That camel toe was so big, it had its own shopping cart.

I walked past a camel toe in the pet food section and it stared me down like it was judging my life.

When a guy shows up at the club looking for his girl, wearing only a shirt and no pants, like he just walked out of a sock drawer.

My dad showed up at the club in just a shirt and he looked like he was running from a monster.

I saw a guy at the club wearing only a shirt and he was like, 'I’m here for my girl, no excuses.'

That guy came to the club in just a shirt and he looked like he was dressed for a zombie apocalypse.

When you walk around in only half your pajamas because you're too lazy to put on the other half and your dog thinks you're a weirdo.

I walked around in just my pajama top and my dog followed me like I was a ghost.

I put on only one pajama leg and my mom called me a half-person.

I walked around in half my pajamas and my dog started barking at me like I was a monster.