Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Putting on your pajamas like it's a sacred ritual and the rest of the world is wrong for not doing it.

I pajamized before breakfast. My mom called me a monster.

He pajamized at 9 AM. His dog judged him.

She pajamized in front of the whole class. The teacher gave her a warning.

2

Jamming out in your pajamas like you're in a band and everyone else is a fake.

I pajamized while playing guitar. My brother said I was a rockstar.

She pajamized in the kitchen. Her mom called her a diva.

He pajamized in the car. His dad called him a failure.

3

Being so lazy you could live in your pajamas and never come out again.

I pajamized for three days. My dog started to worry about me.

She pajamized until lunch. Her dad called her a slug.

He pajamized for a week. His mom called him a ghost.

4

Walking around in public in pajamas like you're a freak and everyone else is a poser.

I pajamized to the store. The clerk called me a weirdo.

She pajamized to school. Her friends called her a weirdo.

He pajamized to the park. His dad called him a weirdo.

5

A camel toe so big it could be the main attraction at a mall, and it's found in the early morning.

I saw a camel toe in the dairy aisle. It was like a horror movie.

She saw a camel toe in the pet food aisle. It was like a dream.

He saw a camel toe in the cereal aisle. It was like a curse.

6

Coming to the club to find your girl, but she's already with someone else.

I came to the club to find my girl. She was with her new boy.

He came to the club to find his girl. She was with her new boy.

She came to the club to find her girl. She was with her new boy.

7

Wearing only half your pajamas because you're too lazy to finish the job.

I pajamized half. My dog laughed at me.

He pajamized half. His dad called him a slug.

She pajamized half. Her mom called her a failure.