PAJAMITY

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A person who parades around in pajamas like they're fancy clothes, even though everyone else is dressed like humans.
I saw a guy in pajamas at the grocery store. He looked like he just rolled out of a trash can.
My neighbor wears pajamas to the post office like it's a red carpet event.
That girl came to the mall in pajamas. I’m not even mad. I’m just confused.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you jam out in your pajamas, usually while playing Rock Band, but sometimes with real instruments. It’s like you’re trying to be cool but you’re still in your sleepwear.
I played guitar in my pajamas and my mom thought I was possessed.
He sang in his pajamas and it was the worst thing I’ve ever heard.
My brother jammed in his pajamas and it was like a musical disaster.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A total lack of motivation or energy that makes you stay in your pajamas all day, every day, like you're a zombie who only eats cereal.
I woke up and stayed in my pajamas for 12 hours. I’m like a human potato.
She stayed in her pajamas for three days. I think she turned into a couch.
He didn’t move from his pajamas since Monday. I’m not sure if he’s alive.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The act of putting on your pajamas, usually because you’re too lazy to get dressed or you’re too tired to care.
I did the pajama dance at 2 a. m. and I don’t regret it.
He did the pajama shuffle after eating a whole pizza.
She did the pajama ritual and it was like a sacred ceremony.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A camel toe so bad it’s like it’s trying to escape the pajamas. Found in the early morning at Walmart, usually near the cereal.
I saw a camel toe in the cereal aisle and it was like a horror movie.
That camel toe was so big, it looked like it was trying to take over the dairy section.
I walked past a camel toe in the pet food aisle and I got a headache.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a guy shows up at the club looking for his girl, usually still in his pajamas like he just rolled out of bed.
He came to the club in pajamas and it was like he was dressed for a nap.
My friend showed up in pajamas and his girl looked confused.
That guy came in pajamas and the bouncer didn’t even question him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you’re so lazy you only wear half your pajamas and just walk around like a half-dressed idiot.
He walked around in half his pajamas and it was like he was in a trance.
She wore only one pajama leg and it was like a fashion statement.
My brother came in with half his pajamas on and I thought he was being weird.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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