Pajamela Anderson

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A person who shoves their face in a bag of chips and still manages to run errands in pajamas.

I saw her at the store wearing pajamas and a chip bag on her head. She looked like a chip monster.

She bought a loaf of bread in her pajamas and then ate it in the parking lot.

Her dog ran errands with her. Both were in pajamas.

Someone who wears pajamas like they’re armor while doing tasks that should take less than 10 minutes.

She wore pajamas to the grocery store and fought the cashier like it was a battle.

She wore her pajamas to pick up her dry cleaning. The dry cleaner was confused.

She ran to the post office in pajamas and got yelled at by the mailman.

A person who shows up to real life in pajamas like it’s a fashion statement and everyone else is just wrong.

She walked into the coffee shop in pajamas and ordered a latte like it was a big deal.

She came to the bank in pajamas and asked for a loan like she was the queen of finance.

She wore pajamas to the doctor’s office and got a free cookie for being cool.