Pajamaste

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When you lazybones do yoga in your pajamas because you're too tired to even dress properly.
I did 10 push-ups in my pajamas and now I'm calling it pajamaste.
My dog watched me do yoga and laughed at me. That's pajamaste.
I did pajamaste and my mom yelled at me for being too loud.
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Doing yoga in your pajamas because you're too lazy to put on real clothes and your brain is still asleep.
I did pajamaste and my brain still didn't wake up.
My pajamaste was so bad my neighbor called the cops.
I did pajamaste and my dog joined me. Now he's a yoga master.
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When you do yoga in your pajamas and you're too cool for school and your brain is still sleeping.
I did pajamaste and my brain didn't even show up.
I did pajamaste and my teacher said I was too cool for school.
I did pajamaste and my dog said I was the best.
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