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Pajamas that are so good you could eat them for breakfast lunch and dinner and still wear them to bed.

I ate my pajamas for dinner and now I’m wearing them like a fashion statement.

My pajamas are so tasty I’m gonna start a restaurant called Pajama Pizzazz.

I wore my pajamas to work and my boss said I was on a roll.

When your pajamas are so comfy you could live in them and still have time to fight the whole world.

I live in my pajamas and I’m not afraid to tell the world.

My pajamas are like a superhero suit for my lazy butt.

I wore my pajamas to the grocery store and the cashier asked if I was going to sleep there.

Pajamas that are so good you could eat them and still look like you just rolled out of bed and kicked ass.

I ate my pajamas and then I kicked the door down like a boss.

I wore my pajamas to the gym and I bench-pressed my whole closet.

I ate my pajamas and I still looked like I just woke up and owned the day.