Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your pajamas are so good they look like a fashion show and you’re the main event

I woke up and my dog was staring at me like I was wearing a million dollars worth of pajamas

My mom said I looked like a king in my pajamas

My friend texted me: 'You’re dressed like you’re going to a party, but it’s 9 a. m.'

2

When your pajamas are so good they make your ex jealous

My ex called me and said my pajamas were better than his new suit

I wore my pajamas to work and my boss said I was the best-dressed person there

My sister said I looked like a superhero in my pajamas

3

When your pajamas are so good they look like they were bought from a fancy store

I wore my pajamas to the grocery store and the cashier asked if I was going to a party

My neighbor said I looked like I was about to go on a date

I wore my pajamas to school and my teacher said I was too cool for class

4

When your pajamas are so good they make your breakfast look bad

I ate my cereal and my pajamas were so good they looked better than my food

My mom said my pajamas were so good they made my pancakes jealous

I wore my pajamas to the kitchen and my dad said I didn’t need clothes to be fancy

5

When your pajamas are so good they make your dog sit up and beg

My dog was staring at me like I had the best pajamas ever

My dog walked around the house like he was trying to get my pajama approval

I wore my pajamas and my dog said, 'That’s the best I’ve ever seen.'

6

When your pajamas are so good they make your phone jealous

I was scrolling my phone and my pajamas were so good they looked better than my Instagram feed

My phone said, 'You’re too good for me right now.'

I wore my pajamas and my phone started to cry because it was so ugly.