Pajamamas

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Pajamas that take forever to put on and make you look like a sad potato

I tried to wear my pajamamas to school and got sent to the principal's office for looking like a fried egg.

My mom says my pajamamas are so bad they could make a ghost cry.

I wore pajamamas to the grocery store and the cashier asked if I was going to sleep in the cart.

Pajamas that are so comfy you forget you're wearing them until you fall out of bed

I wore my pajamamas to the beach and got kicked out for looking like a human blanket.

My pajamamas are so comfy I wore them to my job interview and got hired just for being cool.

I wore pajamamas to a party and everyone thought I was dressed as a mattress.

Pajamas that make you look like you just ran a marathon and lost

I wore my pajamamas to the gym and the trainer said I looked like I had been beaten by a pillow.

My pajamamas are so big I could hide a dog in them and still look like a blob.

I wore my pajamamas to a date and the guy said I looked like a melted crayon.