Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're too wasted to remember your own name but still think you're putting on pants.

I'm not drunk, I'm just doing pajamajon.

I swear I'm wearing pants, not pajamas.

Pajamajon is a spiritual practice, not a choice.

2

When you're so wasted you think your pajamas are a life decision.

I’m not lazy, I’m just doing my pajamajon.

Pajamajon is a religion, and I’m the prophet.

I’m not high, I’m just in pajamajon mode.

3

When you’re too wasted to tell your feet from your face, but you still think you're dressed.

I’m not drunk, I’m in pajamajon heaven.

I tried to wear pants, but it’s pajamajon now.

I'm not broke, I'm just in pajamajon.

4

When you're so wasted you think you're doing something fancy, like a ritual.

Pajamajon is sacred, not a mistake.

I performed a pajamajon ceremony tonight.

I’m not drunk, I’m just doing my sacred pajamajon.

5

When you're too wasted to remember your own name, but you're still pretending to be a person.

I'm not drunk, I'm just in pajamajon mode.

I'm not lazy, I'm just doing my pajamajon thing.

I'm not stupid, I'm just in pajamajon.