Pajamadist

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A guy who thinks pajamas are the best invention since the wheel and would rather snuggle a girl than get busy with her.

Bro, I’d rather wear my flannel pajamas and hold your hand all night than deal with your bad breath and your stupid laugh.

She’s cute, but I’m not getting out of my onesie for that.

I’d cuddle her to death before I’d ever let her touch my hair.

A man who would rather sleep in a sock and a t-shirt than have any kind of real relationship with a woman.

I’d rather die in my pajamas than let her see me without my hair gel.

She asked me to go out, and I said, 'I’m wearing my pajamas, and I’m not moving.'

I’ll kiss her cheek, but I won’t touch her face.

A guy who thinks a girl’s legs are just for hugging and would rather sleep than have any kind of real contact with her.

I’d hug her legs all night and call it a date.

I’d take her to the park and just sit on the bench in my pajamas.

I’d rather sleep with her than sleep with her.

A man who would rather wear his pajamas to a funeral than have any kind of real life with a woman.

I’d wear my pajamas to the prom and sit in the back with my mom.

I’d rather die in my pajamas than let her see me without my socks.

I’d hug her in my pajamas and call it love.

A guy who thinks a girl is just a soft place to fall asleep and would rather snuggle than get any kind of real action.

I’d fall asleep on her chest and call it a win.

I’d sleep with her and never wake up.

I’d snuggle her and call it a date.

A man who would rather wear his pajamas to the moon than have any kind of real relationship with a woman.

I’d wear my pajamas to the moon and back just to avoid talking to her.

I’d snuggle her in my pajamas and forget about the moon.

I’d take her to the moon and just sit there in my pajamas.