pajama thug

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#lazy personification#dopamine addiction#passive aggression

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pajama thug, some folks wake up at noon, scroll porn all day in sweatpants while their partner works two jobs. They act like this lifestyle is a rebellion against capitalism.
bro you still asleep? damn right i'm on vacation from being alive
me: why are your curtains closed and what time is it, them: 3am
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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pajama thug, wearing a stained t-shirt to the grocery store while complaining about how much they hate small towns. The audacity is criminal.
got groceries? bro: nah, i'll order them online like my entire life
meme format of guy in pajamas staring at camera with 'i'm not lazy i'm strategically resting' caption
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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pajama thug, their partner sends 50 texts. They respond on the third one because they're watching minecraft and feel no guilt about making them wait hours.
me: dinner at 8? her: i'll eat whatever you have, just leave it there
text thread where gf says 'you never call back' and he replies with a gif of cat lying in sun
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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