Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your pecker is sticking out of your pajama pants like a fat kid in a candy store.

My dad’s pajama penis is louder than his snoring.

I saw my brother’s pajama penis and I couldn’t look away.

My pajama penis is so big, it’s giving me a complex.

2

When your junk is so big, it’s basically a fashion statement in your pajamas.

My pajama penis is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.

I woke up with a pajama penis that could beat a drum.

My mom called me a pajama penis and I didn’t know what to say.

3

When your cock is so big, it’s basically a pajama accessory.

My pajama penis is so big, it’s got its own seat at the dinner table.

I got a pajama penis so big, I had to get a new pair of pajamas.

My pajama penis is louder than my alarm clock.

4

When your willy is so big, it’s practically a pajama feature.

My pajama penis is so big, it’s got a front row seat to my snoring.

I woke up with a pajama penis that could wake the whole neighborhood.

My pajama penis is so big, it’s got a nickname.

5

When your pecker is so big, it’s basically a pajama problem.

My pajama penis is so big, it’s giving me a front row seat to my own embarrassment.

I got a pajama penis so big, I had to take it to the doctor.

My pajama penis is louder than my dad’s loud mouth.

6

When your junk is so big, it’s basically a pajama spotlight.

My pajama penis is so big, it’s giving my mom a front row seat to my shame.

I got a pajama penis so big, I had to get a new pajama set.

My pajama penis is so loud, it’s got its own radio.