Pajama Mama

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A fat, gross woman who shoves her face in the discount aisle of Wal-Mart. She wears pajama pants because her legs are like sausages and she’s too lazy to zip up real pants. She yells at her kid for spilling soda and then throws a fit in the parking lot.
I saw a Pajama Mama scream at a kid for dropping a Snickers bar on the floor.
She tried to fit into a size 12 dress and just gave up.
She yelled, 'I’m not paying for this!' and kicked a shopping cart.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A girlfriend who’s so pretty she makes your ex cry. She wears pajamas because she’s too cool for regular clothes, but she still looks like a goddess. She’s the opposite of a trashy broad.
My girlfriend came to my job and looked like a goddess in her pajamas.
She wore pajamas to the grocery store and still got a compliment.
She said, 'I’m not dressed up, but I’m still hot.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A girl who dresses nice but doesn’t act like a total skank. She’s got style, she’s got brains, and she doesn’t need a mini skirt to show it off.
She wore a nice shirt and jeans instead of a tube top.
She didn’t flirt with the guy at the coffee shop.
She said, 'I’m not trying to be a slut, I just look good.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A stupid way to say you're surprised. You say 'mama pajama' like it's a weird chant, and if you stretch the 'a' in 'pajama,' it means you're a fag and you're being sarcastic.
He said, 'Mama pajama!' when he saw his ex at the mall.
She yelled, 'Mama pajama!' when she got a bad grade.
He said, 'Mama pajama!' and then laughed at himself.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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