Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A nickname for a guy's junk that sounds fancy but is actually just a way to insult him

My buddy’s Pajama Douche is so tiny, it looks like it’s hiding from a monster.

She called my Pajama Douche a 'soda can' and I haven’t forgiven her.

He said my Pajama Douche was 'sloppy' and I threw a pillow at him.

2

A bad way to describe a guy’s junk that makes everyone laugh

My Pajama Douche is so weak, it can't even stand up to a sneeze.

He said my Pajama Douche looked like a sad hot dog.

My Pajama Douche got insulted and now it’s mad at me.

3

A funny name for a guy’s junk that people use to tease him

My Pajama Douche is so small, it’s like it’s on vacation.

She said my Pajama Douche was 'disgusting' and I laughed so hard I cried.

My Pajama Douche is so flabby, it’s like it’s been eating all day.

4

A silly name for a guy’s junk that people use to make fun of him

My Pajama Douche is so weak, it can’t even handle a joke.

He said my Pajama Douche looked like a burnt pancake.

My Pajama Douche got so mad, it threw a sock at me.

5

A ridiculous name for a guy’s junk that sounds like it came from a bad joke

My Pajama Douche is so tiny, it’s like it’s hiding from a joke.

She said my Pajama Douche was 'a disaster' and I just laughed.

My Pajama Douche got insulted and now it’s giving me the silent treatment.

6

A stupid name for a guy’s junk that people use to embarrass him

My Pajama Douche is so weak, it can’t even hold up a joke.

He said my Pajama Douche looked like a sad pancake.

My Pajama Douche got so embarrassed, it started crying.