pajama class

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pajama class people are the homeless of suburbia. They got evicted by their own laziness but keep squatting in abandoned strip malls, eating free samples at Costco.
found guy sleeping in Target parking lot wearing Gap hoodie
police report: subject found in dumpster behind Publix with open bottle of wine
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pajama class is what happens when your pension runs out. You sell the car, rob a CVS, and start wearing sweatpants in public while pretending to be 'retraining'.
found my ex's brother at the food pantry with three kids
Walmart security camera shows man stealing bread then putting it back
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pajama class people are addicted to free stuff. Free samples, free parking, free WiFi at Starbucks, they'll do anything for a discount code.
Couple found shoplifting cereal from Trader Joe's while wearing matching pajamas
Guy spends 4 hours at Ross waiting for clearance rack
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