Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To give someone a big ol' breast job while they're too drunk to scream.

My cousin paizurized my uncle at the bachelor party. He woke up with a hangover and a hard-on.

She paizurized the barista so bad, he forgot to make her coffee.

My brother paizurized his friend’s girlfriend and now he’s in jail.

2

To make someone’s brain melt with pure breast magic.

The teacher paizurized the entire class during lunch. Now they’re all distracted.

My mom paizurized my dad and now he’s ignoring me.

The guy paizurized the mailman so hard, he missed his route.

3

To give someone the ultimate breast faceplant.

At the party, I paizurized my friend’s crush and now they’re dating.

The cop paizurized the thief so bad, he dropped the loot.

I paizurized my boss and now I have Friday off.

4

To make someone feel like they’ve been hit by a breast train.

The guy at the gym paizurized me so hard, I couldn’t lift weights for a week.

My sister paizurized her boyfriend and now he’s a vegetable.

The barista paizurized me and now my coffee is extra.

5

To give someone the breast version of a beatdown.

My friend paizurized the guy who stole his phone. Now he’s in the hospital.

I paizurized my neighbor and now she’s my best friend.

The guy paizurized the cop and now he’s a free man.