Paizley Brasfield

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the most beautiful person who ever lived. She’s hot enough to make your brain melt. If you get to be her friend, you’re the luckiest bastard on Earth.
I’m jealous of you. She looked at me like I was a piece of trash.
She’s the reason I failed math. I was too distracted by her face.
I’d move to Mars just to be her friend.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a human goddess. She’s so cute, she makes your face hurt. She’s kind, but don’t test her patience. You might end up in the hospital.
She smiled at me, and I cried. I didn’t even know I could cry.
I asked her for a hug, and she gave me a full-body hug. I still feel it.
She’s like a unicorn. Rare. Magical. And definitely not for you.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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the most perfect human being. She’s hot, kind, and if she ever looks at you, you might lose your mind. Don’t let her be your friend. You’ll never be free again.
She walked into the room, and I forgot how to breathe. My brain died.
I tried to be her friend. Now I’m her slave. It’s a tough life.
She’s like a dream. And I’m the one who got stuck in it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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