Paizan

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Paizan! is what you yell when you see someone get their face smashed in like a rotten peach.

Paizan! I just watched my cousin eat a whole pie in one bite and then throw up on a cop.

Paizan! My dog chased a mail truck and got hit by a bicycle.

Paizan! I tried to dance in my socks and tripped over a cat.

To Paizan someone is to attack them so hard they feel like they’re being hit by a truck and a pizza at the same time.

My brother Paizaned me until I cried like a baby.

The bullies Paizaned me in the hallway and I got a wedgie.

My teacher Paizaned me by making me eat a whole bag of chips in front of the class.

A Paizan is a bald person who says ‘hello’ to another bald person like they’re best friends who just won a pizza fight.

My uncle said ‘Paizan!’ to the guy at the barber shop and they high-fived.

I said Paizan to my neighbor and he gave me a free cup of coffee.

My dad said Paizan to a man on the bus and they started a karaoke battle.