PAIXULAI

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Paixulai is when you say something so stupid it makes your brain shut down and your face turn red like a boiled lobster.

My homie said the sky was green because he ate too much candy.

I told my mom I was going to become a dragon, and she said, 'You’re already a disappointment.'

My teacher asked me why I was late, and I said, 'Because my bed was too comfortable.'

Paixulai is when you talk so much nonsense it sounds like a goat trying to sing opera in a garbage can.

My little brother said the moon was made of cheese and that it was also a vampire.

I told my friend I could run faster than a rocket, and he said, 'You’re slower than a snail on a nap.'

My dog said the cat was his cousin, and now they’re fighting over a sandwich.

Paixulai is when you say something so dumb it makes everyone around you want to scream and throw things.

My cousin said the sun was made of spaghetti and that it was also a chicken.

I told my dad I could fly, and he said, 'You fell out of a tree.'

My teacher said I was the worst student, and I said, 'You’re the worst teacher.'

Paixulai is when you speak like you’re on a rampage and your brain is on fire.

My homie said the clouds were made of pizza and that they were also arguing.

I told my mom I was going to be a superhero, and she said, 'You’re more of a disaster.'

My brother said the TV was alive and it wanted to marry him.

Paixulai is when you say something so silly it makes your friends laugh until they cry and your dog walks away.

My little sister said the sky was made of glitter and that it was also a unicorn.

I told my friend I could talk to ghosts, and he said, 'You just talk to your brother.'

My teacher said I was the worst student, and I said, 'You’re the worst teacher.'