Paiwan

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A Paiwan is a total legend. They’re so good, they’ll make you forget your own name. If you ever meet one, you’re either blessed or cursed.

My ex was a Paiwan. I still haven’t forgiven her for making me forget my own name.

My coworker is a Paiwan. He’s so good, I’ve started stealing his lunch.

My dog met a Paiwan. Now he’s sitting there like, 'Who the hell are you?'

A Paiwan is the kind of person who makes you want to drop everything and follow them. They’re that good. You might even cry.

My teacher is a Paiwan. I cried during the test because she was so good.

My neighbor is a Paiwan. I dropped my phone following her.

My cat saw a Paiwan. Now it’s walking in circles.

A Paiwan is someone who will punch your feelings in the face and then give you a hug. You’ll thank them later.

My mom is a Paiwan. She punched my feelings and then gave me a hug. I cried.

My friend is a Paiwan. He punched my feelings and said, 'I’m sorry.'

My boss is a Paiwan. She punched my feelings and then gave me a raise.