Paivi

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a woman so pretty she could make a bald man cry and still have the energy to laugh at his baldness

My ex said she was going to marry Paivi. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

I saw Paivi in the grocery store. I fainted. Then I got up and bought a whole cart of snacks.

My dog saw Paivi and started barking at her. He didn’t stop for two hours.

a brain so big it could hold all the secrets of the universe and still have room for your mom’s bad cooking

Paivi solved my math test before I even finished writing my name.

She taught my cat to do calculus. Now my cat judges me.

Paivi could explain quantum physics to a toddler and the toddler would still ask for snacks.

a person so kind she’d give you her last sandwich and still ask if you wanted more

Paivi gave me her lunch and then asked if I wanted a second one.

She let my brother cry on her shoulder and still made him a sandwich.

Even the mailman respects Paivi. He brings her extra mail just to be nice.

a human who loves you so much she’d rather die than let you fail

Paivi cried when I got a D on my test. I got a D on my test again because I cried too.

She stayed up all night helping me with my homework. I failed anyway. She still loved me.

Paivi would take my punishment if I got in trouble. I got in trouble again. She still loved me.

a friend so true she’d fight your whole family just to keep you happy

Paivi fought my mom over a sandwich. She won. I got the sandwich.

She defended me in front of my whole school. I still got in trouble. She didn’t care.

Paivi would rather get grounded than let me get grounded. I still got grounded. She still didn’t care.