Paiva

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When you slam your hips at someone like you're trying to knock their teeth out
I Paiva'd my cousin so hard he fell off the couch
She Paiva'd me in the hallway and I still have a headache
He Paiva'd the principal during lunch and got suspended
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When a girl shoves a dildo up a guy’s butt and he screams like a baby
I saw her Paiva the guy in the gym and he cried like a toddler
She Paiva'd my brother and he ran out of the house
That girl Paiva'd the mailman and now he won’t deliver my lunch
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A guy who might have touched kids' butts and got caught, now he teaches math and stares at you like he wants to eat you
That teacher Paiva'd me in class and I failed math
He Paiva'd my sister and now she won’t talk to me
He Paiva'd the whole class and we all got detention
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The next big boss of the world, he’s got a body like a god and hair like a sunbeam
Paiva is gonna rule the world and I’m gonna be his slave
Paiva’s so hot he could make the moon blush
Paiva’s coming to take over and I’m gonna be his sidekick
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The best lover in the universe, he’s like a god made of sex and he’s also super famous
BigPaiva is the best lover and he makes my heart go boom
PaivaDelas is so good in bed, I’ve been dreaming about him
He’s the best lover and he’s also a god, that’s not even fair
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