Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A name for hot girls who make your brain melt and your pants fall down.

My Paiton looks at me and I forget my own name.

She’s so pretty, I tried to kiss her in math class.

I asked her out, and she said yes, but only if I stop eating pizza at 3 AM.

2

The best friend who will slap you if you forget her birthday and cry with you if your dog dies.

Paiton cried when my dog died. I cried because she cried.

She stood up for me when my ex said I was ugly.

She’s the only one who knows I still wear socks with sandals.

3

A guy who’s smart enough to get straight A’s and dumb enough to text you at 2 AM with a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses.

He failed a test, but still texted me a meme about it.

He passed the exam and then asked me out.

He told me he loved me while eating pizza and watching anime.

4

When your girl is so hot she could set your house on fire and still look good in the smoke.

My Paiton is hot enough to make my face melt.

She’s saucy like a spicy taco at 2 AM.

She looked at me, and I forgot my pants.

5

The person who will love you so much, they’ll probably die if you break up with them.

She said she’d die if I broke up with her. I believe her.

She told me she’d cry if I left her.

She cried when I said I was going to college.

6

When your girl wants to have wild sex while watching a show about a guy who kills people.

She said she wants to have sex while watching Death Note.

She told me she’d do it if I wore a cape.

She said she’d do it if I let her eat my pizza.