paison

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paison is the guy who's been through hell but still walks around smelling like sweat, talking slow as molasses.

bro fkin stop making me do your homework

man i can't get out of bed my back hurts more than last time

dude you lookin better

paison is someone who acts like they got the shits while simultaneously scrolling on their phone at 3am.

i'm so tired but my mind won't shut up

can't sleep just thinking about stuff i should've done

sent text to boss after work

paison is the person who tells you're 'fine' while rolling on the floor and making that high-pitched noise.

nothing hurts like a hangnail pulled out at full speed

i can't breathe but i keep laughing anyway

this feels wrong