Paislea

She came home from the bar and aced my algebra test the next day. I'm still confused.

My cousin said she's got a brain and a body that make me jealous.

She's the only girl who can make me cum and still remember my birthday.

He said she's so good, he forgot his own last name during sex.

My neighbor's dog barked at her and got a slap on the face.

He tried to text her and only got a picture of his face after he passed out.

She turned my dumbass into a smartass after one night.

He said she's the only one who can make him fail a test and still pass it.

She made me study for my exam while we were having sex.