Paisita

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A lazy, smelly, fake Latin person who thinks they're still in their old country, even though they're in America, eating tacos with their hands like a f***ing animal.
My cousin is a paisita. He still speaks Spanish like he's in Mexico, but he can't even cook a decent taco.
My neighbor acts like she's from Colombia, but she can't even pronounce the word 'gracias'.
My friend's brother is a paisita. He talks like he's in a Mexican soap opera, but he can't even dance the salsa.
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A f***ing pretentious Mexican who thinks they're still in their home country, even though they're in America and still act like they're from a different country in Latin America.
My cousin's kid is a paisita. He thinks he's from Peru, even though he was born in Texas.
My friend's mom is a paisita. She acts like she's from Brazil, but she can't even speak Portuguese.
My neighbor's kid is a paisita. He thinks he's from Argentina, even though he can't speak Spanish.
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A f***ing ignorant person who thinks they're still from their home country, even though they came to America, but they still act like they're from some other f***ing country in Latin America.
My uncle is a paisita. He thinks he's from Chile, even though he can't speak Spanish and still eats tacos with his hands.
My friend's dad is a paisita. He acts like he's from Peru, but he can't even pronounce the word 'papa'.
My cousin's sister is a paisita. She thinks she's from Mexico, but she can't even make a proper taco.
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