Paisit

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A giant sack of lard who thinks they're the main event. Everyone else is just background noise.

My cousin is a paisit. He eats pizza for breakfast and still calls himself a fitness guru.

That guy at the gym who doesn't even know how to use the treadmill is a paisit.

My mom's new boyfriend is a paisit. He wears socks with sandals and thinks it's cool.

A human potato who thinks they're the king of the hill. They're not. They're just a sad potato.

My neighbor is a paisit. He tried to start a band and it was just him singing into a hair dryer.

My brother's friend is a paisit. He eats three pies for lunch and calls it a power meal.

That guy who tried to propose to a cow is a paisit.

A walking meatball who thinks they're a rockstar. They're not. They're just a meatball with a delusion.

My uncle is a paisit. He wears a hat that says 'I'm not fat, I'm a lifestyle.'

That kid who failed math and still thinks he's the smartest is a paisit.

My dad's co-worker is a paisit. He tried to run a marathon and walked it.