Paiser

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A Mexican who thinks they're cool because they drive a fancy foreign car that doesn't work right and slap on stupid body kits and a roof that looks like a spaceship. They don't care if it's front-wheel drive. They just want to look rich and stupid at the same time.
My cousin drove a Civic with a spoiler taller than me and said it was 'the future.'
She spent $2,000 on a Camry that still doesn't work right.
He tried to make his Altima look like a dragon and it looked like a confused chicken.
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A Mexican who thinks they're the king of the road because they put a spoiler on a car that’s not even a sports car. They buy body kits with their lunch money and think exhaust sounds make them sound tough.
He put a spoiler on his Camry and said it was 'the most expensive car in the school.'
She bought a body kit for her Altima and now it looks like a taco truck in a fight.
He tried to make his Prelude sound like a jet and it just sounded like a broken blender.
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A Mexican who thinks they're a superhero because they drive a car that's barely working and put on so many stickers and spoilers it looks like it was hit by a truck full of glitter and rage.
His Civic has so many spoilers it looks like it's wearing a hat and a scarf at the same time.
She spent all her money on a body kit for her Altima and now it looks like it was run over by a dragon.
He put a 5-foot spoiler on his Camry and now it looks like it's trying to fly.
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A Mexican who thinks they're the most important person in the car world because they drive a car that’s not even a sports car but has a spoiler the size of a door and a body kit that looks like it was stolen from a spaceship.
He drives a Civic with a spoiler that’s taller than his mom and says it’s 'the most important car ever.'
She turned her Altima into a spaceship and now it looks like it was hit by a taco truck.
He put a 5-foot spoiler on his Camry and now it looks like it's trying to escape a jail cell.
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