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A half-assed Mexican who also thinks they're Colombian because their grandpa had a weird crush on a Paisa.
My cousin claims to be Paisa Xicano because his grandpa once said 'Antioquia is better than Mexico.'
She texts me 'I'm not just Mexican, I'm a Paisa Xicano, and you're just a regular loser.'
He posted a DM: 'You're not even a real Paisa Xicano, you're just Mexican with a side of confusion.'