Pairwise Randomization

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A fancy way of saying the tournament organizers are too lazy to do the math and just guess who will win.

The ref picked 1 to play 7 because he thought 8 was a drunk kid who might pass out.

They randomized the draw because the computer was broken and the guy who ran it was high.

They flipped a coin and called it pairwise randomization because they didn't want to admit they were cheating.

When the organizers pretend they're doing something smart, but really they're just shuffling numbers to avoid embarrassment.

They said 1 played 7 because 8 was 'a wild card' even though 8 had a 200% chance of losing.

They randomized the draw so 1 wouldn't be stuck with 2, who is a total beast.

They claimed it was pairwise randomization, but it was just the 8-year-old kid picking the numbers.

When the organizers use fake math to avoid getting roasted for a bad draw.

They said 1 vs 7 was a 'strategic move' even though 1 had just beaten 7 the week before.

They used pairwise randomization to hide the fact that 8 was just the ref’s brother.

They said it was random, but it was just the 8-year-old kid picking the numbers again.