Pairriage

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When two of the same thing get stuck together like a bad marriage.

My left sock and right sock got pairriage because they both stank like a gym after a zombie attack.

My two exes got pairriage because they both wanted to ruin my life.

My two pizzas got pairriage because they both had extra cheese and no sauce.

When two things get forced together like a couple in a bad reality show.

My math homework and science homework got pairriage because they both made me cry.

My two best friends got pairriage because they both liked to steal my snacks.

My two cats got pairriage because they both hated me.

When two of the same thing decide to team up and cause chaos.

My two left socks got pairriage because they both wanted to ruin my outfit.

My two phones got pairriage because they both died at the same time.

My two enemies got pairriage because they both wanted to make my life a nightmare.

When two identical things merge like a bad family reunion.

My two left feet got pairriage because they both stank like a swamp.

My two donuts got pairriage because they both had frosting and no sprinkles.

My two headaches got pairriage because they both wanted me to die.

When two of the same thing link up and start a fight.

My two left shoes got pairriage because they both wanted to be the best shoe.

My two teachers got pairriage because they both hated my jokes.

My two pizzas got pairriage because they both had extra cheese and no sauce.