pairo

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A softie who’ll bring you soup when you’re sick but will curse your name if you leave a mess in the kitchen.

DM: 'I brought chicken noodle soup, but if you trash my fridge again, I’m gonna scream.'

Tweet: 'My pairo sent me soup, but now they’re yelling at my cat for stealing the cookies.'

Text: 'Don’t make them angry. They’ll bring you soup… and then throw your shoes out the window.'

A person who’s so nice, they’ll apologize for your mistakes but will curse you when you forget to do their chores.

Message: 'I’m sorry about your failed test. But if you don’t clean my room, I’m gonna cry.'

Post: 'My pairo took the blame for my bad grade… now they’re crying over my dirty floor.'

Call: 'You forgot my chores again. I’m going to yell at your dog.'

A human who will give you candy but will throw your pizza in the trash if you don’t do their homework.

Text: 'I gave you candy, now do your math homework or I’m throwing your pizza away.'

Tweet: 'My pairo gave me a bag of chips… and then yelled at me for not finishing my essay.'

Message: 'Candy is nice. Pizza is better. Homework is mandatory.'