Pairman

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A man so hot he can make girls pregnant just by looking at them. Like a walking sperm bomb.

He walked into the classroom and I immediately got pregnant. No joke.

My cousin saw him in a DM and now she’s having twins.

The guy stared at me for two seconds and I missed my period. What even is life?

A guy so attractive he can make girls conceive just by winking. He’s like a human fertility clinic.

He winked at me and I got a pregnancy test. It was positive.

My sister saw him in a tweet and now she’s got a kid.

He gave me a side-eye and I got a UTI. What’s next?

A man who can make girls pregnant with just a glance. He’s like a superpower with a boner.

He looked at me and I had a baby. It was sudden.

I saw him in a DM and now I have a kid. What even is life?

He glanced at me and I got a pregnancy test. It was positive.